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I’m Kamp

AN UPDATED VERSION OF ADOLF HITLER’S TREATISE WITH THE LGBT SLANG WORDS PUT BACK IN BEST READ IN A LOUD GERMAN ACCENT IMAGINING A HITLER WHO HAS FINALLY LOST HIS BATTLE WITH TOURETTE’S. “a display of just how far we have fallen as a society!” “the sheer arrogance of the clearly insane writer” Joe Blake I’m Kamp

The Good Book

An edited version of the King James Bible with all the injustice, intolerance, cruelty, violence, absurdity, misogyny, bad science, inaccurate history, ambiguity, contradictions, lewdness, poor grammar, homophobia and false prophecy taken out.

The Female Bible

What are you to make of a book that capitalizes the word lord (LORD) when referring to God but just uses plain old lowercase Lord when referring to men’s relationship over women? Where even male animals seem to own the female ones? Upon embarking on this exercise, I thought it would not surprise me to The Female Bible

The Last Supper for Christianity

The Last Supper for Christianity was an image taken to commemorate the result of the 2021 Census when the England and Wales returned to being a majority non-christain country.

Threads – The Tao of Bob

Is this book a guide, a joke, or an existential prank? Yes. The Tao of Bob taps into the idea that meaning is slippery, wisdom often absurd, and self-improvement possibly overrated—but worth a laugh along the way.

Census 2021: Your Guide to the Metaphysical Betting Options

Make Money From Betting on Religious Beliefs Using the 2021 UK Population Census – A Guide This book offers a unique exploration of the intersection between religion, gambling, and census data through the lens of the now-defunct Betfair Metaphysical betting exchange. Designed for novelty and metaphysical fun, the exchange allowed participants to place bets on Census 2021: Your Guide to the Metaphysical Betting Options

Betfair Metaphysical

Betfair Metaphysical (and the later incarnation The Data Gamble) was project that evolved out of the original Prophette and Shaman Metaphysical Bookmakers. Prophette and Shaman was a satirical street/festival performance piece. Although the exchange is now defunct the bets and outcomes can be viewed on the anonymous betting exchange Betmoose. A Guide to Metaphicial Betting Betfair Metaphysical

Las Altas Finanzas

Las Altas Finanzas (High Finance) London was a satirical leaflet which appeared in various locations around the ‘Square Mile’ – London’s financial centre. The leaflet promoted London as the World’s highest stakes gambling destination. This follows the UK’s continued desire to have a high risk banking sector, rather than a stable one that serves the Las Altas Finanzas

Please Crucify Me

Please Crucify Me – Crucifixes for Your Vices – was a series of crucifixes created and distributed amongst friends which represented various vices. These included crucifixes made of cigarette buts, vials of vodka, pills, beer tins etc. Venerate Your Vices.